1) New peeps, must buy Waaaggh! (aka ME) Beer, or food, or BOTH!
2) If I wish to hug, or require a hug, you must offer your services immediately!
3) If in a merry (drunk) state, I wish to ramble on about "general pointless stuff" .. you must lend me your ear, or amuse me by responding.
4) If I don't remember the night or the day before, then you must sweep it under the carpet and forget about it (like I did).
5) It is required to offer to make me tea! (white with 1 please)
6) must agree that BACON or ICE CREAM, fixes everything!
7) Must listen to me sing! regardless of song choice !!!!
hmm .. think that's it, well .. may edit later!
Look forward to seeing ya'll comply with the above and seeing you sexy cats in da game!
xx Waaaggh! xx